Sasuku

Some people are afraid of the dark.  A lot of people are afraid of heights.   I have a unique fear.  I am terrified of weddings.  Not my own wedding, although I seriously doubt that I will get married for a long, long time. I’m scared of other people’s weddings.  I know that my fear is a direct result to all of the years I have worked with a local bridal store.  Weddings are a crazy time.  Brides just make it crazier.  Perfectly normal people go bananas.  First it’s the dresses, then once they get all of that decided and taken care of, they get panicky and stupid about what they are going to wear on their honeymoons.  A lot of people find the need to look at themselves in skimpy clothing and then freak out because they think they look fat.  I have found the perfect solution to diffuse these meltdowns. I stock the best cellulite cream and cans of frosting.